THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF ZELGADISS GRAYWORDS

Day 42:

Days spent lost in woods: 4. Stopped complaining to Lina because she just brings up time I tricked her about Erika's death. Knew that would come back to haunt me.

Not cured yet.

Day 45:

Still lost in forest.

Erika crabby again today. Am v. upset as this prevents her from seeing my subtle brooding manliness. Considered growing some manly stubble but remembered chimeras can't grow facial hair. Stupid Rezo.

Not cured yet, obviously.

Day 46:

Ameria getting all buddy-buddy with Janak. He is apparently Mr. Action Hero all of the sudden. He crushed beer car against forehead, Ameria all impressed. Like that's hard. I can crush beer can with my... nevermind.

Stupid Rezo.

Day 47:

Am getting fed up with Mr. Super Secret Police Man. He is definitely getting into Ameria. If he tries anything, I'll kill him.

Still no cure. Am thinking of sulking some more, then blowing up and leaving to seek cure on own, only to return when they need me. Didn't work last time though.

Day 49:

Xelloss dropped by today. Erika spooked, don't blame her. Purple is such a bad color. On minus side, he will probably taunt me with Claire Bible again. On plus side, Erika into me all of a sudden. Knew subtle manly brooding would pay off.

No cure in sight. Stupid forest. Stupid King Rolard. When get back to civilization, will reconsider that offer to be made King of Fangirlia.